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You are tired of generic and dull greeting cards. Because you are neither of those things.<\/em><\/p>\n You have a quirky sense of humor. You see the funny side of life. You spend time searching for the right cards to send that reflect your great wit.<\/p>\n Sadly, many of the cards you encounter are too cutsie, too common, or just plain not funny.<\/span><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/meh.jpg” alt=”You are tired of boring greeting cards” title_text=”You are tired of boring greeting cards” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” background_color=”#aedfe3″][et_pb_row _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” text_text_color=”#ffffff” header_text_color=”#ffffff” header_2_font=”||||||||” header_2_text_color=”#ffffff” header_2_font_size=”31px” header_2_letter_spacing=”1px” text_orientation=”center” global_module=”236861″ saved_tabs=”all”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shoe-shopping.jpg” alt=”I can’t live without these cards” title_text=”I can’t live without these cards” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n We offer something new. Relatable. We get you. We are just like you.<\/em><\/p>\n You’ll love our humor, relate to it, and so will your friends.<\/p>\n Our cards are hand-drawn by a graphic artist and brain-teased by an actual comedian, both of whom happen to be best friends.<\/p>\n Sometimes wine is involved. Is that priceless, or what?<\/p>\n We like a good guarantee.\u00a0<\/span><\/em>We know you do, too. Not that we expect it, but if for some reason you aren\u2019t happy with our products we\u2019ll take them back and refund your money, including all shipping.<\/p>\n Pinky swear.<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” background_color=”#97d5cb”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”Architects Daughter||||||||” text_text_color=”#ffffff” text_font_size=”30px” text_line_height=”1.8em”]<\/p>\n We’re like that fun friend you had in high school, except we’ll never borrow your favorite blouse and get you in trouble with your parents.<\/span><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” custom_padding=”||0px||false|false”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” custom_margin=”0px||||false|false” custom_padding=”0px||||false|false”][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n We are electrified when we\u2019re working on a card, and the caption and art come together to create something that we\u00a0know will resonate with our people, our tribe. It\u2019s all about connection, relating, and spreading good cheer. It\u2019s our jam, and we feel it deep inside every single time one of our cards makes someone smile.<\/p>\n Laughter is known to enhance health in tangible ways by reducing the stress hormones cortisol and epinephrine, and other positive effects on biochemistry, including pain reduction. The knowledge that our cards contribute to happiness and well-being in our customers is the number one reason we are nuts about this business.<\/p>\n Our favorite thing is when we hear a Sassypants Design customer laugh, and say, \u201cI have to send this to Martha.\u201d or \u201cThis is EXACTLY Suzanne\u2019s dog. I\u2019m sending it to her.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n Then we know we have done our job. The point is to connect with each other and to\u00a0restore\u00a0our world with brilliant humor to which people can relate.<\/p>\n We are a team of two \u2013 a graphic artist and a comedian \u2013 that makes greeting cards for people who think outside of the box and love quirky humor.\u00a0Our cards are clever and witty so you don\u2019t have to be.<\/em><\/p>\n We get you. We ARE you.<\/p>\n Our rich history of raising two boys each, complete with dogs, cats (and assorted other pets), and all of the associated chaos, has supplied us with endless material for these cards.<\/p>\n We know you can relate!<\/p>\n Read the funny story about us and how we started Sassypants Design.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/SassypantsDesign-Amy_Chin.jpg” alt=”Amy Chin” title_text=”SassypantsDesign-Amy_Chin” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n Owner of Sassypants Design, Amy Chin, graphic artist, creates the colorful and wacky artwork depicted on our products.<\/em><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=”#aedfe3″ divider_style=”dashed” divider_weight=”2px” _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][\/et_pb_divider][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n I am a lover of dogs, dog agility, art, cycling, windsurfing, skiing, healthy food, humor, photography, nature, people and anything fun, but also a geeky computer nerd.<\/p>\n In my hazy, sometimes hard-to-remember past, I gathered degrees in human development and counseling, and worked in high-tech before starting a family and raising two boys. But my inner creative-geeky-computer-nerd continued to percolate inside me, so I returned to school and got a degree in graphic design. I now have an illicit love affair with Photoshop, and occasionally \u201cstep-out\u201d with Illustrator. Or vice-versa. Both of them tend to rule my life these days.<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/SassypantsDesign-Stacy_Dymalski.jpg” alt=”Stacy Dymalski” title_text=”SassypantsDesign-Stacy_Dymalski” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n The creamy nugget of hilarity contained inside each Sassypants Design card spawns from the sassy wit of comedian\u00a0Stacy Dymalski<\/a>, who also happens to be Amy’s life-long friend.<\/em><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_divider color=”#aedfe3″ divider_style=”dashed” divider_weight=”2px” _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][\/et_pb_divider][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n I\u2019m a story editor, producer, publishing consultant, professional speaker, and busy mom of two sons. Any more than that and I\u2019ll spontaneously combust.<\/p>\n I started my speaking career as a standup comic in college when I was just 19 years old. But after I graduated with a mathematics degree from University of California, Berkeley, I became a technical trainer and sales support engineer for companies like McDonnell Douglas, Computer Associates, Arthur Andersen, IBM, Adobe, and many others. By day I honed my corporate speaking skills, but at night I continued to do standup comedy in clubs like The Comedy Store, The Improv, and countless small clubs around the country.<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” background_color=”#f8f7f7″][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/SassypantsDesign-Ziggy.jpg” alt=”SassypantsDesign-Ziggy” title_text=”SassypantsDesign-Ziggy” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n Ziggy, Mini Aussiedoodle, is our Accountability Expert<\/strong> who makes sure meetings start on time, the cards are up to his high standards, and that the employee break room never runs out of kibble.<\/em><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/SassypantsDesign-Chico.jpg” alt=”SassypantsDesign-Chico” title_text=”SassypantsDesign-Chico” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”]<\/p>\n Half miniature pincher, half Chihuahua, Chico (aka Cheeky), is our Vice President of Operations,<\/strong> which means he loves to answer the phone and tell everybody what to do. (And we do it.)<\/em><\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_row column_structure=”2_3,1_3″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_column type=”2_3″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/www.sassypantsdesign.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/SassypantsDesign-having-fun.jpg” title_text=”SassypantsDesign-having-fun” _builder_version=”4.6.1″ _module_preset=”default” border_radii=”on|15px|15px|15px|15px”][\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_3″ _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.5.3″ _module_preset=”default” text_font=”Architects Daughter||||||||” text_font_size=”26px” text_line_height=”32px”]<\/p>\n Our cards are hand-drawn by a graphic artist and brainteased by an actual comedian, both of whom happen to be best friends. Sometimes wine is involved. 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The Sassypants Design Story<\/h1>\n
Amy Chin<\/h5>\n
Stacy Dymalski<\/h5>\n
Ziggy<\/h5>\n
Chico<\/h5>\n
Read our awesome manifesto here<\/a><\/h3>\n